Contest Category: 2026 Pioneertown Mayoral Election
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Buckaroo aka “Bucky”
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Bucky is the Republican Donkey candidate. He is not in favor of outside celebrities coming in and trying to take over local government in Pioneertown and is questioning the “Little Cooker” on his real goals are for our tiny town!
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T-rex the Turkey
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Born and raised on mane st for the last Five years, T-rex is the only by partisan candidate since he is the only one with both a left and a right wing.
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Lil Brudder the pig
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Lil Brudder is a strong supporter of the police and wants to have more first responders here in Pioneertown.
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Moolah
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This cowboy town deserves a cow as mayor and Moolah is here to bring it for you. The other candidates better “moove” out of the way.
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Ram-A-Lamb
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Rammy is the socialist candidate and wants everyone to have free food, housing and transportation. He doesn’t haven’t to pay for any of this so why should you! When asked how this could be done Rammy said “There is an
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Sam
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Mayoral history speaks for itself…Sam has faithfully devoted his efforts to serving the people of Pioneertown over the past five years, whether it has been as the Ceremonial Mayor in 2023 or the Deputy Mayor in 2021, 2022, 2024, and
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Tiny Chef
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Tiny Chef hewe wunning fo mayow of Pioneewtown. As a wesident of dis magical pwace, blitz my goal to be blof service to my fellow beings both big bland tiny! Lub yew sho much evwybody byeeee! Pweeze vote fo me
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Maple for Mayor 2026
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Maple calls Pioneertown her furever home. As a full-time resident of Pioneertown proper, she understands what makes our community special and what threatens to change it forever. She’s running on a platform that puts neighbors first: protecting our dark skies
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Green House Pile
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I retired to Pioneertown in 2019 at the age of 104. We may not have met, but in the six years I’ve been here you’ve probably seen me across form the Post Office on Pioneertown Road: as you drive by,